Leave A Message At The Beep

So while everyone else is rooting for football and/or baseball, I am being UnAmerican and am decorating my house for Halloween.  I have so many lights up outside it looks like Party City barfed on my house.  But it looks awesome.  We have our whole deck outlined in orange lights, the steps in candy corn lights and the railings in purple lights.  Plus we delved into my Halloween stash that I've collected from clearances - we have a ghoul on the toilet, flashing bat lights, an archway with orange lights, blinking skeleton feet and light-up old-school style Halloween characters.  What can I say?  I love Halloween.  Alex married a Halloween nutty. Adding to the collection this is going to be a zombie cocooned in spider web, spider eggs sacs and a giant spider... he's about 3 feet wide. Ha...we have our own creepy spider lair - and we're already drooling over clearance possibilities for next year.  The pole barn is coming in handy after all.  Now to find enough spider web to cocoon this zombie guy and sprinkle his fingers around on the ground - LOVE Dollar Tree for great stuff too.  We got a severed hand, food and fingers there, plus our Skull fencing which is 3.50 plus everywhere else per piece.  We got our for 1.00.  Oh yes, we rock... I really want some kind of zombie for next year... and a real fog machine - that is my goal this year.  To find a fog machine...and maybe a bigger strobe light.  So yes, while everyone else is yelling at their TVs, I'm yelling at my deck.  Seems like a fair trade-off.